Community Party T-Shirts

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Social distancing

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Love linked

See you at the farmers market!

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

AA Meeting Here Today

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Karataoke

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Church Basement Foodie

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Noise Pollution

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'