Community Meetings Mugs

Allotment owners AGM - 'Rhubarb, rhubarb,rhubarb,...'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"The meeting will come to order."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Social distancing

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'