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"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?