Community Engagement Jokester Prints

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"I've got writer's block."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Some card-game puns