Community Centre Manager Prints

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

'Losing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...running your local community centre.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Automated customer service.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"I'm sorry, but you wait patiently on the line for an operator. We're looking for someone who immediately pushes 3 for more options."

Desk of an urban farm manager

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"I'm here to thank you. The suffering index is much higher since you outsourced your customer service and tech support overseas."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen

'More outsourcing!'

'Sir, our new automated telephone system saves us $20,000 annually, but our phone business has dropped 66%!'

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

STRIP *Community Care * Change

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Social Networking Explained.

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."

'Take me to your community leader.'

Google

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

'I've found your niche, Wilson. I'm transferring you to our day care center!'