Communist History Fan Prints

Lenin closet

Czarcasm

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The unknown war poet.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Saint Patrick

William Shakespeare

The Race to Ukraine

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Alexei Kosygin

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

Gorbachev Changed the World

'Is it organic?'

Napoleon asking John Bull what to do the Pope

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

"Did we get the line item veto?"

The Jumping Tank

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

At the Lost Gods Home

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"