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'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Bearded Leftie.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Alexei Kosygin

China proposes changing constitution

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

Russian and Chinese Alliance.

Stalin.

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"I've sold my airspace."

Leonid Brezhnev

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

Confessional TV.

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

Little Red Riding Hood selling 'cupcakes for all'.

Gary Brown Self Portrait

Lenin closet

"Just who does He think He is?!!"

"I googled wealth and found it!"

First National Bank. . . Assets: wouldn't you like to know?

Alexander Dubcek

'Ethnologists good. Saving us from starving.'

"I'm back!"

'Would you mind moving your feet about, I don't want the vegetables to catch?'

'I was so unpopular as a child, even my imaginary friend wouldn't play with me.'

"If you'd like a second opinion, I also do Tarot readings."

'...and he doesn't like anyone to mention his club foot...'

Michele Bachmann considers Swiss citizenship. . .