Communication Troublemaker Prints

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"No, not that button!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Hello?"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'