Communication Seeker T-Shirts

'My kids don't understand me.'

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

'How to speak Woman.'

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

"I'm not withholding. I'm busy."

"I don't want to treat you like dirt, but I don't want to lose you, either."

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I'm … I'm lonely. I have acquaintances. I have family I barely ever see. I have online friends. But deep down I feel like nobody's ever really there … Hello? Um … Hello? Oh this is too easy. Hello? … Hello?

'I live a life of quiet desperation - Why can't YOU?'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"So, is that a 'definite' maybe, a 'maybe' maybe or a 'no way' maybe?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Dialogue

WiFi Signals

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

Spelling a newspaper

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

The Wiki Man.

Messenger Pigeons

'Why so stony-faced?'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'