Communication Crusaders Mugs

'Another irritating thing, she always has to have the last...'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

No Junk Mail

"My email is down... talk to me."

Lynching on social media

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"Hello?"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Knights of the iPhone

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

SOPA supporters regroup.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

'It's for you.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"