Communication Crusaders Mugs

'Another irritating thing, she always has to have the last...'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Lynching on social media

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"Hello?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Knights of the iPhone

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

SOPA supporters regroup.

'It's for you.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word