Communal Instrument Fan Pillows

Community Piano

Romantic Violinist.

Church Basement Foodie

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

A bendy-cow.

'Tickets, please.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Vents, real and digital.

Cultchah!

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

The Fantasy Train

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Pubic transport

3...2...1...I'm Recording

WPC

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Batman getting the subway

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Team Bass

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Giant Crossword out of Window.

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."