Communal Instrument Fan Pillows

Community Piano

Romantic Violinist.

Church Basement Foodie

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

A bendy-cow.

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Tickets, please.'

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Vents, real and digital.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

The Fantasy Train

Pubic transport

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

WPC

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Team Bass

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Batman getting the subway

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Giant Crossword out of Window.

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'