Commodity Trading Prints

"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The day the stock market went UP.

Robot Parts $5

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

European currency on the edge.

Tariff Wars

US and the EU

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Money Bar.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'