Commodity Analyst Prints

S**t Creek Halt

Great Chinese Dynasties

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"They’re real."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Tariffs"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Travel looks strong!

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."