Committee Survivor Prints

Committee Room - This Way

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

'Time for your pills.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'And in conclusion.'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

Bored Meeting

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'Look, he's wrapped in red tape. we've discovered the first bureaucrat.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'All those opposed, raise your eyebrows.'