Committee Lover Pillows

"It's OK, I guess. I just wish there were some committees to join."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"My farewell gift!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

Mice in the Commons

House vs. Senate

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Take A Bite

'I've always been a proponent of winning people's hearts and minds by suing them.'

'All those opposed, raise your eyebrows.'

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

'You need the wisdom of the ages to understand Medicare Part D.'

ESSA File Cabinets

"The firm needs LEADERSHIP, does anyone have any ideas?"

'It's got to be some kind of scam -- he has all his legislation copyrighted.'

No politicians take on NRA