Committee Junkie Pillows

'Are there any further nominations?'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Good boy."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Oligarchy

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Political convention

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

G7 Summit Concern

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Laughingstock

Turkish Democracy

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Trump Poutine

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.