Committee Junkie Pillows

'Are there any further nominations?'

"Good boy."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

They're Not Just That Into It

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Oligarchy

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Political convention

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump Poutine

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Turkish Democracy

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

G7 Summit Concern

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Laughingstock

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'