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'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I do...with reservations.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

Preachers with far too much input

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

Lovers' Leap

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"