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'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I do...with reservations.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

Preachers with far too much input

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

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