Commitment Milestone Prints

'I think he's serious. For my birthday, he's detoxifying himself.'

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"