Commitment Dreamers Pillows

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Pull and all nighter...

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

First Marriage

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Ladder of Success.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"I need a man who will commit."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'