Commitment Critics Mugs

"I'd like to alter my vows...I want to say 'Til death, or a better prospect comes along, do we part."

'You'll love me no matter what? Great! I'm going to marry Justin.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Preachers with far too much input

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Dating Death

"And you're telling me this because?"

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

Marriage & Divorce.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Spark Notes Wedding Vows

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."