Commitment Compromisers Mugs

"It was less of a resolution and more of an 'if and when I feel like it.'"

Relationship Warning Lights

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I need a man who will commit."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"I did say I wanted to get married, but that was a false positive."

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

Lovers' Leap

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'