Commitment Compromisers Mugs

"It was less of a resolution and more of an 'if and when I feel like it.'"

Relationship Warning Lights

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"I need a man who will commit."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

Lovers' Leap

"I did say I wanted to get married, but that was a false positive."

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'