Commitment Comic T-Shirts

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"It's an ankle monitor -- I didn't read the fine print in the pre-nup."

"Your parents added this line: 'You do solemnly pledge to stay together long enough to make the cost of this wedding worth it."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Various Traps.

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'