Commitment Challenge Conqueror T-Shirts

'You may now kiss your bachelorhood goodbye.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Commutobile

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Monday morning is nigh.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Contest to enter the University

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'