Commitment Ceremony Mugs

A Reasonable Time for Concern

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Is this 'for keeps' or until boredom sets in?'

'My guess is you're not here looking for a casual relationship.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'It's so romantic - 6 months ago Jerry was the CEO, and Tim was just the copy boy!'

Gay celebration.

'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'Do you, Robert, take Amanda to be your fifth lawfully wedded wife?'

Two grooms holding hands

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."