Commitment Anniversary Mugs

'Honey, you must know I'm serious about those...er...you...'

Lesbian civil partnership.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"