Commissioning Gifts

Bird flying over graduation ceremony.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Orchestra.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

How Swordfish Are Born

Malcolm Sargent

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

George Martin

Golden age of music

Sir Edward Elgar

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Hammer and Anvil.

Sergei Taneyev

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Ennio Morricone

The Aisle

Casting in the swamp.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

A Lightning Conductor.

Franz Liszt

Sergey Rahmaninov

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Igor Stravinsky

"The guy's a natural!"

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!