Commercialization Gifts

"Now that's what I call a 'holy in the wall'".

Profit

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

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'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"I really hate sales meetings"

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

First-Customer-Earned

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"