Commercialism Observer T-Shirts

Spama Claus.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

St. Elmo's fired.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"He downgraded Apple."

Supermarket Merge

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Privatized Jails

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Business isn't booming.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Made redundant from Honda please help

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

Commercial space travel is expensive.