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I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Mt. Everest gifts.

"It was so sudden. You were lucky to find a sponsor."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"I suppose it had to happen sooner or later."

"I should have known when they started letting kids at the mall sit in the lap of someone dressed up as Jeff Bezos."

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

Walmart finally breaks into French market

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

YOMO Department Store: Santa on duty...year around!

Privatized Jails

'Space for advertisement.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Tempest in a Teapot

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Money is life's report card."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Corporate Greed.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Roads with a view.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.