Commercial Development Pillows

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I love your optimism."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Building business relations.

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Supply Chain

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

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Building a company.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD