Commercial Breaker Mugs

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Glass Ceiling

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

High Jump

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

Graffiti like

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"Try S instead of L."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

Heaven: Disabled Access

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.