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"So get out there, and join the ranks of the unemployed!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Super hero dog.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Fearless Frog Part 12

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid