Commandment Critic Mugs

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

It takes 2000 laws to enforce the 10 commandments.

'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Look...a fresh one!'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Preachers with far too much input

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

China proposes changing constitution

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

These tablets are heavy. Didn't you create the internet on the fifth night? Couldn't you just post these commandments on your blog?

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"Behold, the ten commandments of highly successful people!"