Commanding Thinker Pillows

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"What was I thinking?!"

'The Questioner'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"He's his own worst enemy."

Innovative

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Most valuable element.

Target your message

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

Boss, remember when you said you'd consider giving me a raise if I were to show initiative? No. I used the caf

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

The Female Brain and The Other One

REPENT! Get back to nature

Aggression/Security

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."