Leadership Thinker Pillows

'I'm a natural leader. I was the first one over the cliff.'

'He's not much of a team player, but he's one hell of a strategist.'

'I'm not a decision-maker. That's because I'm not good at apologizing.'

"We need some sort of useless leader."

"I guess this must be the way."

"What was I thinking?!"

'He's convinced history will justify his leadership.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Our Two Parties, Explained

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

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