Command Of The Sea Pillows

A cruise of captains

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Sailor in Car.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Lifeboat

'We're drifting apart.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Becalmed yachts

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

"Must you always bring your work home?"

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

Trawlers

'Now blow like hell!'

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"I don't mind scurvy, being keel-hauled or walking the plank. What I dread is assigned seating at meal times."

Naval Power of England and France