Comical Transitioner Prints

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

Metrocard error messages

"Well, they did say half-board."

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

Opera house to support

"What do you think of my comedy site?"

Bob tries out his new sleazeball checker.

A Guide To Internet Laughter

"To subtle?"

"Make a face that will inspire a meme."

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"