Comical Relief Captain Prints

Milking small business.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Touché"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The First Printed Bible

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Dog Birthdays

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

Break Glass in Case of Stress

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

Tourist in the desert

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

"I've changed my mind"

When clowns run out ammunition.

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'