Comical Homebuyer Prints

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Pest Control

'Is the fire included?'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"I've downsized."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

Catchment Area for Teachers

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

"When I move out of this whale, I'd like to sublet my space. That's why I had all my stuff shipped here."

Shoe for Rent

Snail Estate Agents

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

"Looks like housing starts are up."

A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'