Comical Homebuyer Mugs

Celebrate the joy of homeownership with a mug that’s as witty as your favorite new homeowner! Perfect for morning coffee or tea breaks at their new place.

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.' mockup

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

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Pest Control

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'Is the fire included?'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.' mockup

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

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"I've downsized."

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'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.' mockup

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

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See the house whose property taxes were raised

See the house whose property taxes were raised mockup

See the house whose property taxes were raised

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'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.' mockup

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

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"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size." mockup

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

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"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay." mockup

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

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'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.' mockup

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?" mockup

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership." mockup

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

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'And this is the sunken living room.' mockup

'And this is the sunken living room.'

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'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.' mockup

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

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'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.' mockup

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

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'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.' mockup

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

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Catchment Area for Teachers

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Snail Estate Agents

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Shoe for Rent

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'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?' mockup

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

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"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London." mockup

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

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"Looks like housing starts are up." mockup

"Looks like housing starts are up."

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A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam. mockup

A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

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'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.' mockup

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

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"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!" mockup

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

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'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.' mockup

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

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Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million. mockup

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

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'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.' mockup

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

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'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?' mockup

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

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'Another self build...'

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Comical Homebuyer Mugs Collection

Comical Homebuyer Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows, great for adding personality and laughs to any homebuyer’s sofa or bedroom.

Comical Homebuyer Prints

Discover amusing and charming prints that capture the joy and humor of buying a new home—perfect for decorating their space.

Comical Homebuyer T-Shirts

Browse our collection of witty t-shirts for the comical homebuyer—ideal for moving days or casual weekends.