Comical Art Collector Prints

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Love at First Sight

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Cat box"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Faster, Georges, faster!

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Selling lemon latt�

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"