Comic Surgeon Prints

Surgeons' Changing Room / Surgeons on manslaughter charge.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Current location

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"It was a botched surgery."

Pinocchio has a nose job.

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

"Did you get some work done?"

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

"I have a complaint about my bill."

'It's a routine operation.'

"Pull my finger."

Surgeon using hover mower