Comic Song Lover Pillows

The Warden's Room

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

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6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

The first car accident.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'