Comic Relief Moms Gifts

"Why would a monster be under your bed? And even if there was, what the heck could I do about it?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'That never gets old.'

Break Glass in Case of Stress

Tourist in the desert

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

When clowns run out ammunition.

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

"I've changed my mind"

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

Birdcage and Man cover their heads at nighttime.

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'