Comic Relief Executive Mugs

'And this is Uncle Bob, who will be chairing all meetings between the Union and management.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

Tourist in the desert

Break Glass in Case of Stress

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

'On Company Time: A Novel'

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Do you think I have a problem delegating?

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

Birdcage and Man cover their heads at nighttime.

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now