Comic Relief Day Mugs

Comic Relief

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The First Printed Bible

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Tourist in the desert

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'On Company Time: A Novel'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"We pay the living dead wage."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

When clowns run out ammunition.

"I've changed my mind"

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."