Comic Relief Day Mugs

Comic Relief

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

The First Printed Bible

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Tourist in the desert

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

'On Company Time: A Novel'

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

When clowns run out ammunition.

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"I've changed my mind"