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Vampire

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

Silence of the Chickens...

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Super Heroes.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.