Comic Caregivers Mugs

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

How's the new one?

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Jelly I.V.

Egg Buggy

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Quick! 5-second rule!

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Golf cart in the hospital.

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

"Now where was I?"

IV Bags: Main and Afters

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"