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"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

I realized I could run really fast and help one person, or I could learn the power grid and help the whole city.

"This is getting embarrassing now. Stop telling everyone we meet you're Iron Man!!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Superheroes take a selfie

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

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"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Suffering from Cooties?

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'