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What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Midwest Winter Items.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Covid-19 Caution

A Complex Carb.